The Nelaga Territories

The dream lives on...
ImageGarpy the MagiGARP Says: - - - September 4, 2010

Garpity garp garp. Garpy is pretty sure those clouds changed their cycle times somewhat. Garpy misses long sunsets.

Behold! The long-awaited Nelagan Navy has revealed their Nelagan Naval Guide to the Untrained, and it is chuck-filled with ship classifications, naval ranks, battlegroup summaries, naval culture, and more. All shall know of our nation's naval might! Garpy's only complaint is that their mascot is one of those "Sea Dragon" things... as if such a beast could withstand a MagiGARP's deadly Splash attack!

Outside the Territories, Nelaga's first bid for Amity Island failed to be accepted by Shireroth ... er... Eastern Benacia ... well... that red country to the north, prompting a fairly big fiasco in which Nelaga said some unflattering things about... those guys... and then they came here to complain and defend themselves, which turned into a big clustergarp that eventually degenerated into a group therapy session.

A new discussion topic was started to try to create a new treaty by consensus of both nations, and almost unanimously everyone agrees on exactly what was in the first treaty that was rejected. Garpy has to ask what the point of all the hostility and rejection regarding the first treaty was all about! And hey, why is it the Mango-Eagle Treaty Discussion, anyway? Since when did the eagle become our national symbol! Garpy is the one doing all the work up here!

On another nearby island, Istvanistan's government finally collapsed, and a coalition between Nelaga, Gralus, and Babkha are negotiating a joint claim of the territory to serve our mutual interests. But increasing indigenous activity, possibly coupled with official Stormark support, may make this a sticky situation. But not to worry; the Nelagan Navy is already pulling their weight and has dispatched forces to secure our claim. Garpy swims beside them! To war, my fishy comrades! Hey, can I get a little spiked hat here or something?

In other news, Gravball fever (whatever THAT is!) is sweeping the nation, ducks are sneaky mallards and are the main course at Duckfeast in Maraguo, let's all give Jacobus's wife a helping hand, and you're running out of time to claim a bonus for filling our your merit calculations for August!

- - The Nelaga Skyline - "Garping Fantastic!" raves 0 out of 10 journalists - -


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ImageGarpy the MagiGARP Says: - - - July 28, 2010

Garpity garp garp ga- wait, what? Is the nation showing the vaguest, bare-bones attempts at life! Why yes, yes it is! Garping fantastic!

The President and Speaker have begun to put some of their agendas into action. The former has created a favicon for the site - say hello, little N in the corner of the web browser! Don't be shy! - and is working on some larger-scale plans for the nation including a MCS update and some forum tweaks, while the latter has pushed the legislature into full gear and is working to set up the long-awaited Meritocracy!

Speaking of, we're a Meritocracy, which may be a little-known fact! If anyone on the forums does things that benefit Nelaga they can earn merit, and the merits can be turned into votes in the legislature. Even non-citizens can earn merit and be able to vote in our legislature without actually having citizenship in the nation! Is that garping revolutionary or what?! Feel free to check out the Meritocracy Foundation for the details on how to get started, keeping in mind that the system has also already seen two amendments to make it even more user-friendly.

Meanwhile, we are considering our position on removing the SCUE from the SC (undecided currently, but as of this garp, signs point to approval) and at the same time are conducting cordial negotiations with the good Bovic Empire of Natopia for potential joint control over Ptia between Nelaga and Natopia. Garpy doesn't have have the patience for this! Garpy wants a new island to garp around! Here's to hoping that we'll see a voting topic about this one in the next few days to make everything all nice and official!

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