The Nelaga Territories

The dream lives on...
ImageGarpy the MagiGARP Says: - - - September 4, 2010

Garpity garp garp. Garpy is pretty sure those clouds changed their cycle times somewhat. Garpy misses long sunsets.

Behold! The long-awaited Nelagan Navy has revealed their Nelagan Naval Guide to the Untrained, and it is chuck-filled with ship classifications, naval ranks, battlegroup summaries, naval culture, and more. All shall know of our nation's naval might! Garpy's only complaint is that their mascot is one of those "Sea Dragon" things... as if such a beast could withstand a MagiGARP's deadly Splash attack!

Outside the Territories, Nelaga's first bid for Amity Island failed to be accepted by Shireroth ... er... Eastern Benacia ... well... that red country to the north, prompting a fairly big fiasco in which Nelaga said some unflattering things about... those guys... and then they came here to complain and defend themselves, which turned into a big clustergarp that eventually degenerated into a group therapy session.

A new discussion topic was started to try to create a new treaty by consensus of both nations, and almost unanimously everyone agrees on exactly what was in the first treaty that was rejected. Garpy has to ask what the point of all the hostility and rejection regarding the first treaty was all about! And hey, why is it the Mango-Eagle Treaty Discussion, anyway? Since when did the eagle become our national symbol! Garpy is the one doing all the work up here!

On another nearby island, Istvanistan's government finally collapsed, and a coalition between Nelaga, Gralus, and Babkha are negotiating a joint claim of the territory to serve our mutual interests. But increasing indigenous activity, possibly coupled with official Stormark support, may make this a sticky situation. But not to worry; the Nelagan Navy is already pulling their weight and has dispatched forces to secure our claim. Garpy swims beside them! To war, my fishy comrades! Hey, can I get a little spiked hat here or something?

In other news, Gravball fever (whatever THAT is!) is sweeping the nation, ducks are sneaky mallards and are the main course at Duckfeast in Maraguo, let's all give Jacobus's wife a helping hand, and you're running out of time to claim a bonus for filling our your merit calculations for August!

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A Poster of Dubious Reality (PDR) is hereby defined as a poster on the Nelagan forums who is neither a citizen (or prospective citizen) or a foreigner. Excluded then are NPCs, Papels, Double Logins, People just joining micronationalism because their friend told them to, and Diplomats. The following special regulation applies to PDRs.

1. PDRs have no rights under Nelagan Law. PDRs have no rights under International Law. PDRs are not recognised as human.

2. Any PDR found to be engaging in illicit acts will be deported without trial, have their account deleted and their IP banned.

3. Any PDR not engaging in illicit acts may still be deported without trial, have their account deleted and their IP banned; if they are deemed a disturbance to the peace.

4. Any PDR who has not been deported may be adopted by any non-PDR entity which can post a claim to it. Adopted PDRs become the sole property of their new owner, and cannot be deported under 3 without their owner's permission. All PDRs contravening 2 will still be deported, adopted or not.

5. The adoptee bears no responsibility for the actions of their PDR, and may cancel their adoption at any time.

6. Any poster identified as a PDR may seek to have this status removed. They must petition the High Court, who can then grant them the status of "Tolerably Real" if the High Court is convinced of their non-Dubiousness. Any PDR who thus ceases to be a PDR will be freed from any adoptive relationship. The owner of a PDR has no say in whether the High Court grants them "Tolerably Real" status.


I thought this might be fun. Basically, PDRs are bots.
1. means they don't have any rights.
2. means we delete them as normal if they post porn etc.
3. means we can still delete them if we don't like them.
4-5 is the fun part.
6. means someone who accidentally gets dubbed a PDR but is actually real can have their reality verified. It shouldn't be hard to convince a judge you're actually real if you bother to make a post citing this law.

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I see your schemes! You want to adopt Apparel in Vietnam guy for yourself!


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That's what he said.

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