The Nelaga Territories

The dream lives on...
ImageGarpy the MagiGARP Says: - - - September 4, 2010

Garpity garp garp. Garpy is pretty sure those clouds changed their cycle times somewhat. Garpy misses long sunsets.

Behold! The long-awaited Nelagan Navy has revealed their Nelagan Naval Guide to the Untrained, and it is chuck-filled with ship classifications, naval ranks, battlegroup summaries, naval culture, and more. All shall know of our nation's naval might! Garpy's only complaint is that their mascot is one of those "Sea Dragon" things... as if such a beast could withstand a MagiGARP's deadly Splash attack!

Outside the Territories, Nelaga's first bid for Amity Island failed to be accepted by Shireroth ... er... Eastern Benacia ... well... that red country to the north, prompting a fairly big fiasco in which Nelaga said some unflattering things about... those guys... and then they came here to complain and defend themselves, which turned into a big clustergarp that eventually degenerated into a group therapy session.

A new discussion topic was started to try to create a new treaty by consensus of both nations, and almost unanimously everyone agrees on exactly what was in the first treaty that was rejected. Garpy has to ask what the point of all the hostility and rejection regarding the first treaty was all about! And hey, why is it the Mango-Eagle Treaty Discussion, anyway? Since when did the eagle become our national symbol! Garpy is the one doing all the work up here!

On another nearby island, Istvanistan's government finally collapsed, and a coalition between Nelaga, Gralus, and Babkha are negotiating a joint claim of the territory to serve our mutual interests. But increasing indigenous activity, possibly coupled with official Stormark support, may make this a sticky situation. But not to worry; the Nelagan Navy is already pulling their weight and has dispatched forces to secure our claim. Garpy swims beside them! To war, my fishy comrades! Hey, can I get a little spiked hat here or something?

In other news, Gravball fever (whatever THAT is!) is sweeping the nation, ducks are sneaky mallards and are the main course at Duckfeast in Maraguo, let's all give Jacobus's wife a helping hand, and you're running out of time to claim a bonus for filling our your merit calculations for August!

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"Mr President?"
GMan looked up from his paperwork. Several years worth of paperwork, in accordance with the finest Nelagan traditions.
"Mmmph?"
"There is a micron envoy here to see you, sir."
"Microns? I thought we'd already made our peace with them?"
"This one is different..."
"Well, send him in... I guess."

A figure in a cape strode into the office, clothed in gothic plate mail any with a set of crystal panpipes across his chest. He bowed and addressed GMan; "Hello again!"
GMans puzzlement spoke volumes.
"My name is Carson Beckett, Demon of Fides."
"Fides?"
"Yeah, I got killed again. Look, something bad in going down in Gralus, I'm just on my way over to save the Emperor."
"Save?"
"Haven't you seen the news? Al'Magroth has taken over!"
"WHAT?"
"He's taken Gralus, Shieroth, any number of small nations by now! He's coming after Nelaga next!"
"WHAT? Why?"
"Something about concept boxes or antigrav or Microns, I dont know, but I found myself a very, very powerful Micron, that should help at least..."
"Well, what do you want me to do?"
"Help, or if you cant, prepare to defend yourselves. I must go, now."
And without a word, Fides teleported to Gralus.

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(HAH! Once again, Gman is late to the party...)

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I'm cool with that.

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