The Nelaga Territories

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ImageGarpy the MagiGARP Says: - - - September 4, 2010

Garpity garp garp. Garpy is pretty sure those clouds changed their cycle times somewhat. Garpy misses long sunsets.

Behold! The long-awaited Nelagan Navy has revealed their Nelagan Naval Guide to the Untrained, and it is chuck-filled with ship classifications, naval ranks, battlegroup summaries, naval culture, and more. All shall know of our nation's naval might! Garpy's only complaint is that their mascot is one of those "Sea Dragon" things... as if such a beast could withstand a MagiGARP's deadly Splash attack!

Outside the Territories, Nelaga's first bid for Amity Island failed to be accepted by Shireroth ... er... Eastern Benacia ... well... that red country to the north, prompting a fairly big fiasco in which Nelaga said some unflattering things about... those guys... and then they came here to complain and defend themselves, which turned into a big clustergarp that eventually degenerated into a group therapy session.

A new discussion topic was started to try to create a new treaty by consensus of both nations, and almost unanimously everyone agrees on exactly what was in the first treaty that was rejected. Garpy has to ask what the point of all the hostility and rejection regarding the first treaty was all about! And hey, why is it the Mango-Eagle Treaty Discussion, anyway? Since when did the eagle become our national symbol! Garpy is the one doing all the work up here!

On another nearby island, Istvanistan's government finally collapsed, and a coalition between Nelaga, Gralus, and Babkha are negotiating a joint claim of the territory to serve our mutual interests. But increasing indigenous activity, possibly coupled with official Stormark support, may make this a sticky situation. But not to worry; the Nelagan Navy is already pulling their weight and has dispatched forces to secure our claim. Garpy swims beside them! To war, my fishy comrades! Hey, can I get a little spiked hat here or something?

In other news, Gravball fever (whatever THAT is!) is sweeping the nation, ducks are sneaky mallards and are the main course at Duckfeast in Maraguo, let's all give Jacobus's wife a helping hand, and you're running out of time to claim a bonus for filling our your merit calculations for August!

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 Post subject: Re: People of Nelaga v. Harvey Steffke
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No, but you gave up. You were telling me the other day that Harvey had no hope, and you hadnt even checked the constitution. I'm just picking up where you left off. start a new trial if you want. it does say 'people of nelaga'. we're democratic. im allowed to prosecute if i want.

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 Post subject: Re: People of Nelaga v. Harvey Steffke
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Judge needs to agree...

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 Post subject: Re: People of Nelaga v. Harvey Steffke
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This is absolutely ridiculous. He hadn't posted a thing in over a month, and you want to allow it because it's not technically illegal? This is definitely not like it was, 'back in the day'...


...fine, I declare a mistrial. If Nick want's to open a new trial, then I will allow him.

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Yeah, I'm not playing along for another trial. I don't know what you people are up to, but my patience for this is running a bit thin. Some prosecution this is if you can't even agree if you want to prosecute me. If you've determined I haven't broken any laws, sounds like a shut case to me. Surely you don't plan to prosecute me based on a breach of politeness, do you?


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I wont press for another tiral. I did this for the people of Nelaga, only to find the people of Nelaga don't want you removed. Democracy served.

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Wasn't this written by you, Harvey? :lol:

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* You're the leader! Don't disappear for a weak and not tell anyone!
* If a leader is inactive, citizens will become inactive too, even if they are normally active.
* Frequent small updates are a good way to assure your people that you are still there and you are still working. Encourage citizens to do the same.
* If you must leave for a while, give out as much information to the citizens as possible, and choose someone to take your place (if you feel the need, and if someone isn't already lined up.)

http://www.geocities.com/jasonian_22/MuseumTips.htm

I don't want to offend you, but I found it funny (in some strange way...). ;)

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I find it funny too...

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