The Nelaga Territories

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ImageGarpy the MagiGARP Says: - - - September 4, 2010

Garpity garp garp. Garpy is pretty sure those clouds changed their cycle times somewhat. Garpy misses long sunsets.

Behold! The long-awaited Nelagan Navy has revealed their Nelagan Naval Guide to the Untrained, and it is chuck-filled with ship classifications, naval ranks, battlegroup summaries, naval culture, and more. All shall know of our nation's naval might! Garpy's only complaint is that their mascot is one of those "Sea Dragon" things... as if such a beast could withstand a MagiGARP's deadly Splash attack!

Outside the Territories, Nelaga's first bid for Amity Island failed to be accepted by Shireroth ... er... Eastern Benacia ... well... that red country to the north, prompting a fairly big fiasco in which Nelaga said some unflattering things about... those guys... and then they came here to complain and defend themselves, which turned into a big clustergarp that eventually degenerated into a group therapy session.

A new discussion topic was started to try to create a new treaty by consensus of both nations, and almost unanimously everyone agrees on exactly what was in the first treaty that was rejected. Garpy has to ask what the point of all the hostility and rejection regarding the first treaty was all about! And hey, why is it the Mango-Eagle Treaty Discussion, anyway? Since when did the eagle become our national symbol! Garpy is the one doing all the work up here!

On another nearby island, Istvanistan's government finally collapsed, and a coalition between Nelaga, Gralus, and Babkha are negotiating a joint claim of the territory to serve our mutual interests. But increasing indigenous activity, possibly coupled with official Stormark support, may make this a sticky situation. But not to worry; the Nelagan Navy is already pulling their weight and has dispatched forces to secure our claim. Garpy swims beside them! To war, my fishy comrades! Hey, can I get a little spiked hat here or something?

In other news, Gravball fever (whatever THAT is!) is sweeping the nation, ducks are sneaky mallards and are the main course at Duckfeast in Maraguo, let's all give Jacobus's wife a helping hand, and you're running out of time to claim a bonus for filling our your merit calculations for August!

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All Micronational Aliases: Too many to count, but Jacobus, Jacobus Loki, & Yacob ben Yacob should cover it for recent history.

Other Micronational Citizenships: Shireroth, very shakily

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...and it's true!
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Maybe certain dirt...

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This is pretty old.. did Jacobus stay?

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He comes and he goes. He's certainly on the (nonexistent) books.
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I had a serious computer meltdown followed by being buried in work.

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As MiniInt, welcome back!

Would you like to officially apply to citizenship or come here on an informal basis?

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The world the way it is, lets be informal. A quasi-local-demigod has a few privileges I guess. :archy:

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The way the system is setup right now, he doesn't even need to be a citizen officially to be able to vote. :D
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:shock: 8-) I'll remember that!

In Puritania, anybody that wandered by could just stay. It was no big deal, and some good folks were there.

Also, Bill had a country, darn, can't remember the name that was like that.

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Old McDonald had a farm too, but you don't see me advertising it!

Oh, wait...

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Que?
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Se habla espanol?

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Welcome back,

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Non, mais je parle un peu francaise.

Which is weird, because Spanish would really be useful, whereas the nearest French people are in Quebec..........

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...are you american? Or canadian?!

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I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy.

Grandpa was a Canadian, actually.

Oh, yeah, and there are Francophones in Haiti. Had a bizarre broken-French conversation with a Haitian cabdriver in NYC a couple of years ago............

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American huh? That explains *so* much...

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Yes? :uhoh:

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Mwahahaha! Yes it does. :twisted:

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